Objective or subjective sport?

I have this strange thing that happens to me. When I start to like a particular sports personality, they start losing.

I was a late fan of Roger Federer (for those of you who live under a rock, he’s a very successful tennis champion). I had nothing against him at first, I just backed other players. But over time I started to see the elegance and beauty of his game, and so I decided he would be my new tennis hero. And around this time Nadal started pulling off all those wins against him.

Same with Formula One, which is my favourite TV viewing bar nothing. I like Alonso, he moves to Renault and has a slow car. I like Raikonnen; he leaves and goes to rallying. I don’t particularly like Hamilton; he races like a speed demon and performs excellently.

So I decided at the start of this year that I would watch sport purely objectively from now on. No more shouting for one man to ‘get destroyed’ in rugby or for a failed suspension on Hamilton’s car. I would just watch and enjoy. And I don’t know why I didn’t do this sooner. It’s SO much more pleasant than supporting a specific team/player, because you can never ‘lose’.

It did, however, get me thinking: why is it that we are so quick to back a specific team or player? Why do we choose to be so subjective in our viewing?

Now there are some understandable reasons that need no explanation. If your country is playing against another, it makes sense that you would like your country to drop a bomb of pain and suffering on the opposing country’s useless and annoying team. And everybody loves to back the underdog. Any of you who watched the Wimbledon final between Pat Rafter and Goran Ivanisevic some years back will know what I’m talking about.

But this is not what I am referring to. I’m talking about always rotting for a specific driver, no matter what team he races for. And hating all the other teams - even though he raced for that one team last year and you loved them then, now they can sod off and die.

I’m talking about cheering when the opponent to your player makes a mistake, and jumping up screaming ‘break his legs!’ when your country’s rugby player tackles a member of the opposite team.

Mostly I am referring to soccer fans. They take the farthest. They talk about the team they support as ‘we’ and of course we all know about football hooligans. I can understand being disappointed by the team you support losing, but crying about it, drinking your sorrows away, attacking supporters of the opposite team? People, it’s a freaking sport!

Perhaps the reason for this show of wholeheartedly siding with a sports team that we dress like them and talk like we are in their team is because we actually yearn to be in a fight like that ourselves. Rob Bell once said that the reason so many people look for fights while driving or in a busy shopping mall is because they yearn to be in a fight, doing something that makes their blood rush and their adrenaline pump. I think he has a point. Most of us will never fight a war for our country, or defend our women and children from wild beasts in the forest. So this sport ‘fight’ is the closest we can get. We can immerse ourselves in this conflict.

I could be wrong of course. I often am. I would love to hear your thoughts if you have any.